rihannainfinity:

Is Nicole Richie even real

(via be-your-teenage-dream-tonight)

(Source: rosetylered, via versallles)

astoundly:

sometimes i think i’m sassy and then i realize i’m just too sarcastic and borderline mean

(Source: astoundly, via 4oh20)

bunnyfood:

This guy.

(Source: iammyurl, via girl-non-grata)

"hiring entry level positions"

ohh-na-na:

taggediconic:

[username redacted]:

requirements: 10 years experience in space station repair, masters degree in ancient serbian civilizations, unmatched knowledge of silkworm breeding, full understanding of teleportation mechanics and physics

pay: $9.50/hour

YUP

(Source: gypped)

suspend:

i hope iphone 6 is a flip phone

(via aiyeenyeen)

(Source: iraffiruse, via ariel-le)

situpsandfruitcups:

romanticizedweakling:

"i was born in the wrong century," the girl sighs as she imagines a future where women have full ownership of their own bodies

Pleasantly surprised where this went

(via aiyeenyeen)

hellapunx:

*cuddles up close to you* *puts my mouth by your ear* I NEED CONSTANT REASSURANCE THAT YOU STILL ENJOY ME AND FIND OUR RELATIONSHIP APPEALING

(via 4oh20)

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