My anaconda will take whatever it can get at this point

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So we have an Italian exchange student at our school. And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony, and he tried to show me but he didn’t know what it was called so he just pointed at it and said “Look, the compressed horse.” 

And then he just grinned at his complete understanding of the English language.  

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this was the best ending to any movie ever. ever. 

no one can convince me otherwise. 

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Gordo: setting the bar impossibly high for men since 2000

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Things you can do and cannot do in the Sims 4


  • What you can do: Breed frogs that you have on hand


….to make many combinations of frogs


  • What you cannot do: Despite one of the items for the fountains being described as “The perfect size for a frog”, you cannot actually place the frogs into a fountain or a pond.
  • What you can…

Home Alone (1990, Comedy) Two burglars attempt to murder an abandoned 8-year-old child

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What I love about social justice white people



is every time my friend gets stop to be told off by some white person, very rudely, how his tattoo of a dreamcatcher is racist and insensitive to the Native American people and should removed/apologize/be ashamed.

He is Native American and they confuse him for Mexican every time, and he just states “But I got this at the reservation I lived in for 15 YEARS.” and proceeds to falsely place a curse of his ancestors on them.


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*skips tutorial* how the fuck do you play this game

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I text back embarrassingly fast

or three hours later

there is no in between

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